Colleague: How much do you drink on an average day?
Patient: Oh, a scotch.
Colleague: *scribbles note* Ok, what about smoking…
Me: Hold on, how much is ‘a scotch’ to you?
Patient: A bottle over the course of the day.
Idle thoughts and fancies heavily weighted toward, but not limited to, weaving interests and Etsy shops I find interesting.
Popcorn Face Warming Cat
Cats make a lot more sense than most people give them credit for. However, sometimes… sometimes they stick their face in a bowl of popcorn.
I’M KEEPING ALL FOUR!
Pregnant with quadruplets, Emma Robbins was told again and again that she should terminate two of her babies to give the others a better chance of survival.
Again and again, she told doctors she had no intention of sacrificing any of her boys, who were conceived naturally at odds of 750,000 to one… (read full article)
Parents were advised at each ultrasound - at 10 weeks, at 12 weeks, at 16 weeks and at 18 weeks of pregnancy to terminate some or all of the babies. They stood firm.
* * * I’m thankful for their decision as I’m sure are ZACHARY, JOSHUA, REUBEN and SAM!!!!
European Starling
These birds do not look this cool in real life. This pic is mid-poofy whatever that all birds do to rearrange their feathers. These guys are sleek and mostly black with a bit of iridescent purple sheen. Maybe it’s just the Texas heat, but around here they look scraggly and ugly.
Retro Gaming Rings
Space Invaders ($11) and Pac-Man ($11) @Etsy
Handmade by CreaMellow
Colleague: How much do you drink on an average day?
Patient: Oh, a scotch.
Colleague: *scribbles note* Ok, what about smoking…
Me: Hold on, how much is ‘a scotch’ to you?
Patient: A bottle over the course of the day.
Yesterday’s look!
For some reason this just happened. Impulsive craziness.
A light coat of mascara I thought - but noooo… ;)
I’ve glued dried twigs IN my eyebrows, attached them to my hair, made a completely new hairline with leftover hair which I keep after I cut my bangs (I’m a freak, teehee), and dug up some pretty big, black lenses.
I really liked this look, and may just tone it down a bit for daily wear ;)
The way you did your eyebrows really makes this a unique look. Nicely done!
crochet vine-covered bed
This is actually pretty cool. And indoors! I don’t understand why so many people yarn bomb outside. It must look awful after a rainstorm or two. I like this one though.
(Source: chrispoiriervoiceactor)
PSA
People of Tumblr. Friends and lovers. Heros and Villains alike.
Hear my plea.
I am in my second year at college. Due to some mix ups and unforeseen events I owe a large sum of money. For me to return in the fall, I have to pay it off August 1st.
I gotta sign up for classes and stuff.I literally have no money and no way of acquiring enough except for this last effort. (My last few dimes were spent on yarn T_T)In order to raise money I have decided to sell Avenger inspired hats. PLEASE BUY ALL THE HATS. PLEASE.
My goal is 50 hats overall. That will raise enough to pay what I owe. Please help a starving artist.
Please I beg you I’m groveling omg help gah death asdlfjakjsdhfashf OTL.Ahem.If you want a hat and are feeling compassionate OR do not want a hat and are feeling compassionate, please feel free to click the link below.
Please my whole future is in your hands omg i don’t know how I got into this mess ilu guys please helpIf you guys have any questions don’t hesitate to ask.
Ilu ;o;
Gah, these are really great hats! i hope you’re able to seel what you need, lovely.